saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

  • boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
  • girlfriend: I know
  • boy wakes up and only mum is there
  • boy: where's my girlfriend
  • mum: who do you think gave you the penis
  • boy: what
  • jonasbrothers:

    cokeflow:

    Shrek came out 13 years ago

    I didn’t know shrek was gay

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    jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

    moriarty:

    me blogging

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    IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

    winters-summer-home:

    sandflake:

    I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

    Veins everywhere?

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    gorgeous~

    Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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    hella rad~

    Scars? Stretch marks?

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    beautiful~

    Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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    heckie yeah~

    Large? Curvy?

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    lovely~

    Small? Thin?

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    charming~

    Missing a few pieces?

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    handsome as ever~

    Feel like you just look weird?

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    you’re fantastic looking~

    O MY GOODNESS

    contraception:

    a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

    degvusserr:

I’m dead

    degvusserr:

    I’m dead